thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

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